2004-04-09 - 3:05 p.m.
WEEK #?
My new microwave sure is neat! It's totally boss, let me tell you. I threw in some Hot Pockets, some popcorn, and it heated that stuff right the heck up.
Boy, this dude I know is really getting on my nerves. He wrote a letter to this columnist who writes for the Chiefs website, cause the guy does a Q&A with fan e-mails sometimes. Only he wrote a kind of long e-mail, not just a simple question.
And the columnist (Bob Gretz) wrote a whole COLUMN in response to my bud's e-mail. A WHOLE COLUMN. Which is pretty darn neat, I'll give you that.
But he just won't let it go! He's telling EVERYBODY about it. It's been like 3 days and he's still going on and on and on. And the worst part is that the column plainly says that LOTS of e-mailers had the same thing to say, Bob just happened to use his to base the column on.
So he wasn't even saying anything original! **I** once sent in a question for a TORCH TALK with none other than best-selling author and hardcore wrestling legend MICK FOLEY, and my question was quoted word-for-word and was referred to as "interesting" by both Mick and the interviewer. And do you hear ME still talking about that? No, you surely do not.
So sometime soon I gotta go apply for a passport so I can go on my honeymoon. That'll be weird. Is it anything like going to the DMV? Cause there are sure are some freaks at the DMV, am I right people?
I'm hungry! I have a hankering for some ravioli. I believe I will call home and see if that can be arranged for my supper. Not any of that fresh, made-from-scratch type of crap, I'm talking Chef Boyardee. The good stuff!
I gotta go.
