2004-02-16 - 7:56 p.m.
THE BEST A MAN CAN GET
Right out of the clear blue sky, some pushy girl I work with told me that I needed to shave. Whatever, pushy girl.
I think I look my most manly and rugged when I have an ever so slight facial hair growth going on. It makes me look edgy. Controversial! You don't know WHAT side of the law I'm on.
If it grows too much, on the other hand, then between all my head-hair and my face-hair there's just too much hairyness. I look like some crazed woodsman or something. Plus, it irrates my sweetum's face and that's certainly no good. Although it's a good reference point, because when she refuses to get near me then I know it's time to break out the ol' foam and razor.
I have an electric razor but I rarely use it because I'd have to use it constantly. If the hair has grown for any length of time at all, the electric leaves big blotches and bumps as it painfully rips it from my face. Back in high school I remember using it one morning and when I got to school the teacher thought someone had clawed my neck with their fingernails.
I have a standard razor that I thought was the ultra cool 3-blade, but upon inspecting it today I think it may only be 2 blades. All this time I thought it was 3. I should probably buy a new one anyway.
I'm glad I'm not a girl, cause they have to shave a lot. And they gotta shave more parts. I wouldn't be able to do it so often. I'd probably have to move to France.
BYE
