2004-02-12 - 1:51 p.m.
VINDICATION
You might recall a previous post in which I discussed my silky lime green bedsheets. They're totally fierce. You might also recall how the sheets had been torn, a crime I was accused of.
Well, I am happy to say that my good name has been cleared. While making the bed this morning, my sweetums discovered MORE rips at the bottom of the sheet. All on HER side of the bed.
I've yet to get to the bottom of this mystery. Perhaps the sheets were poorly crafted, as I first speculated nearly a year ago. Perhaps it was not me but in fact her who was causing the tears in the sheet. Or perhaps the madman I spoke of before has returned. I even have a suspect, for I know of someone who once showed an unhealthy interest in Charity's feet. The pervert.
But however the story ends, my vindicated toenails are walking just a little bit prouder today.
